queersailorscout:

sad-butsassy:

lieucifer:

the only girls that look cute with short hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

the only girls that look cute with long hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

The only girls that look cute:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

(via joshpeck)

illckr:

homealonethree:

AMERICANS: name every single canadian province

Hoenn Johto Kanto Sinnoh Unova Kalos

(via hopeloveanchors)

pritcharddawkins:

fuck off google i’m not buying you a guitar

aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

(via hopeloveanchors)

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

(via joshpeck)

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